What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Don't worry, someone will tell you.