Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Well its a little Chewy
Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
Tenplates
Princess Arielephant
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
She was worried the egg would get there first.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.