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What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.