What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.