What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

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What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex