What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.