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What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

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What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.