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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.