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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.