Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.