What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

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Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.