Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.