Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.