Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.