Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

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How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

Who's there! Alf! Alf who?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!