Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!