The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
The latter represents people that win.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
I was missing the important Bits.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
Head.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
A giraffic jam!
Aard-bark!
A bardvark!
