Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!