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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!