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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.