What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.