What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What do older women wear?

Depends

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment