What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.