Head.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
The handycap.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
A tiger moth!
Where's the evidence
They're both empty from the neck up.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
He's a chic Ken.
