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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.