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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment