Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.