Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.