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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.