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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

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Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.