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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction