Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.