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Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's the best part of divorce?

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.