Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.