Because they erupt to no good.
Eruptile dysfunction.
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
Two Kwanzaas
Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
They have eruptile dysfunction
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.