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Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Eruptile Dysfunction Jokes More Eruptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head