Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.