Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!