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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!