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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!