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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)