Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.