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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.