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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!