Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!