Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!