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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Felon Jokes More Felon Jokes

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.