Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.