Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.