Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.