Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.