Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.