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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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The door won't close

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What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.