Electrician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

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Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.