You don't have electricians that are colour blind!
You conduit!
Watt?!
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
Ohm...
Shorts!
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
The Ohm Depot.
One.
Circuit training.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!
Because they hate shorts.
Ohm... Ohm...
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
Because business was very light.
God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!
Watts up!
Because they're good at finding common ground.
The electrician knows where the ground is.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
You con-du-it!!!
Do You Hear what I Hear?
Deported
The punchline is too long.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Because they're crab apples!
He was always drinking on the job
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
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They Hire 'Em A Biff!
The iPhone Ayyyye-t
Resistance if feudal
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
The blonde works in the dark!
Cache in hand.
