You don't have electricians that are colour blind!
You conduit!
Watt?!
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
Ohm...
Shorts!
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
The Ohm Depot.
One.
Circuit training.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!
Because they hate shorts.
Ohm... Ohm...
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
Because business was very light.
God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!
Watts up!
Because they're good at finding common ground.
The electrician knows where the ground is.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
You con-du-it!!!
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
I'd autotune him out.
A short one with no punchline
None. We don't address hardware issues.
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
He was well arrested!
Because they can resistor.
He has an Asgard...
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Cache in hand.
