Electrician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

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Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline