You don't have electricians that are colour blind!
You conduit!
Watt?!
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
Ohm...
Shorts!
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
The Ohm Depot.
One.
Circuit training.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!
Because they hate shorts.
Ohm... Ohm...
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
Because business was very light.
God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!
Watts up!
Because they're good at finding common ground.
The electrician knows where the ground is.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
You con-du-it!!!
You use an o-silly-scope!
Grounding
A. They were really put out.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Catoons
Smoked Muenster.
God supports everything.
It's a match made in Heaven!
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Spring break.
Xu wong
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Omhmeo and Jouleiet
He was well arrested!
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
My supply was short.
