Electrician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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He's a web developer.

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Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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Shorts!

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

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Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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Allahu Mybad

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!