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Conduit Jokes

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Motivational Speaker Jokes More Motivational Speaker Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Duct Jokes More Duct Jokes

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!