Conduit Jokes

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

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What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Duct Jokes More Duct Jokes

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

Motivational Speaker Jokes More Motivational Speaker Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.