Conduit Jokes

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

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What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman?

I conduit

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The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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You conduit!

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You conduit!

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.