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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er