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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

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Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

Cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er