What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why are gold fish orange?

The water makes them rusty!

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

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What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...