What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

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Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er