What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.