What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.