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What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

P p

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.