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What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.