What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!