What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.