Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

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What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

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Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Black Black Rhyme Jokes More Black Black Rhyme Jokes

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy