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Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno