Motivational Speaker Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.

Duct Jokes More Duct Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

James Bond Jokes More James Bond Jokes

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Conduit Jokes More Conduit Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!