Motivational Speaker Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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Duct Jokes More Duct Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Conduit Jokes More Conduit Jokes

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

James Bond Jokes More James Bond Jokes

How does James Bond sleep?

Around.

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.