Motivational Speaker Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Duct Jokes More Duct Jokes

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

James Bond Jokes More James Bond Jokes

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Conduit Jokes More Conduit Jokes

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!