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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.