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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.