What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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He has lots of antibodies.

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

What did the voltage say to the current?

What's up, ohmie