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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany