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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.