What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.