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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany