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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany