Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

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A Labracadabrador

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!