Short Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights