Short Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.