Short Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

April Sale

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

April Sale

We've Got This Love Thing Down

$5.99

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

You might also enjoy:

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Short Man Jokes More Short Man Jokes

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

What are short men called?

Friends.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What is cosmetics?

Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.