Short Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!