Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

What are short men called?

Friends.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!