Short Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

Short Temper Jokes More Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.