Short Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Short Man Jokes More Short Man Jokes

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

What are short men called?

Friends.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Short Legged Cow Jokes More Short Legged Cow Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!