Short Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights