You belong.
Chernobyl fallout...
High wasted shorts!
Because he was to short to be called an essay
A short one with no punchline
Shorts!
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Because they hate shorts.
Thunderwear.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Jim shorts.
Dragon milk!
Short legged cows
The same middle name.
Because it keeps hitting pause.
A small medium at large.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
The ova achiever
The rest of your life.
He always breaks the bat.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Because they always miss their target!
Because they always miss the joke
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
When a woman rejects feminism.