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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay