Because he was to short to be called an essay
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Juan.
Essays.
She was told to do an essay in school.
Because they hate shorts.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Because he's too short to be an essay