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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay