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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.