What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha