What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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