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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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What did one Redditor say to another?

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.