How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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Why did the banana bruise?

Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

How do you test a saltshaker?

You call in a redditor.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.