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Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!