Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA