What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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A!

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My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER