What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER