What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER