What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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I herd that!

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A sheep that can round itself up!

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

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Big holes all over Australia!

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!