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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER