What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult