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What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!