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Cult Jokes

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.