Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!