Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!