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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family