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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!