Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!