Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!