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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

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Who loses?

America.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.