Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.