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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.