Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!