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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!