Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.