Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!