Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.