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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs