How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.