How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What's the best rock to sleep on?

Bed rock

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!