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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.