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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Rocket Jokes More Rocket Jokes

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket