How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.