A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.