A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

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Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse