A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.