A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse