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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.