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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.