Glass Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.