Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.