Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.