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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.