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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.