What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.