What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.