What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.