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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice