What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

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Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's