What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's