What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What's a pirate's favorite explosive?

M80