What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive?

A M-80.

What's a pirate's favorite firework?

M80