What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

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What's a pirate's favorite explosive?

M80

What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive?

A M-80.