What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive?

A M-80.