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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna