Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.