Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.