Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna