What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

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What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss