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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.