What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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Albums released through California penal records.

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Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!