What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

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Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.