What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily