What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.