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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

Frostbite Jokes More Frostbite Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.