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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Frostbite Jokes More Frostbite Jokes

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite.