What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.