What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.