What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.