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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!