What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!