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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.