What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!