What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.