What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.