What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!