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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.