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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.