What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw