What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.