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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism