Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.