Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

What's the difference between redditors and eggs?

Eggs get laid.

Bask Jokes More Bask Jokes

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.