Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.