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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Bask Jokes More Bask Jokes

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.