To bask in social approval.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
A cow that can milk itself!
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Ask them what OP stands for.
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.