What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it