We simply reply......Chuck Norris
The harder you hit them the more English you get.
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
