What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.