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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."