What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!