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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.